[Whistle] Well. All I can hope is that everyone comes out of this with their tentacle rape virginity still intact. I mean, wounds heal, death only gets you a headstone in the creepy graveyard, but being badtouched lasts forever. Right? 'Course right.

That said, all conspiracy theories about how this is gonna turn into the ending of a bad horror ( Read more... )

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 [HEY, HERE'S A VOICE YOU DON'T HEAR OFTEN... Maybe because he's too busy trolling everyone else's entries. Go figure.]

Sooo. Is it just me or have there been a lot of people catching the last train outta Dodge here recently? I swear, every day I decide to pay attention to this thing, it's one more "whelp, another one bites the dust" announcement.

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[Filtered to Hunters (begrudgingly), anyone with knowledge of the Occult, and all supernatural beings, except you, Slenderman, you team-killing fucktard.]

Okay, gang. Let's talk shop for a second. Me? I probably hate half of you for one reason or another and you probably hate me, because I look at children getting kidnapped and bleeding trees like ( Read more... )

[And out on the grounds is one pseudo-archangel. Not really doing much, other than leaning against a tree and flipping through the journal with a piece of licorice dangling out of his mouth. Yeah, real paragon of angelic, this one. He's half-annoyed, because dear God, another month gone, another month stuck in this place. Fuck. His. Life.]

So, gang ( Read more... )

[Eris managed to hurt Gabriel's delicate princess feelings, so what does he do to make himself feel better? WHAT HE DOES BEST.

Basically, be a troll.]

Bravo, gang. That was a telling little exercise if I ever saw one, hm? So! What's next in castle therapy? We imagine our pain as a white ball of healing light? Head to our caves and track down our ( Read more... )

Okay. Isis is officially going down in the Burn Book- take notes, God Squad. And if one of my ex-girlfriends shows up here again? Just tell 'em I'm not home. I'm so over rekindling old flames. It never goes well for anyone.

[Yes, that's pretty much all he has to say. What? Sam always dies. Why is everyone shocked... And he didn't know those other ( Read more... )

[People imagine Heaven as a land of clouds and golden pathways and citadels and perhaps it is, but Heaven's a state of mind, a place woven by the people who end up there. For angels, it's usually the same, but for an angel who has abandoned Heaven, it could be anything they choose to remember it being. In this case, it's a snow-covered garden- The ( Read more... )

[Gabriel... looks like a douche. Which is putting it mildly, because dear God, there is absolutely nothing in a Victorian wardrobe that doesn't look like crap on him. At the moment, he's sprawled sideways in a really nice Victorian chair, because his room, for some reason, seems to match his wardrobe, including a fireplace, which he almost ( Read more... )

[Gabriel has been taking his vacation IN THE LIBRARY... Because Ruby is a Sexy Librarian Slavedriver and also because... What else does he have to do around here, except worry about how he's gonna get out, eventually. Sob. So here's everyone's favorite pseudo-archangel... Not talking about current events, because... He does not care right now. Look ( Read more... )